Owner/ Editor Sherri Gibbons

Sherri knows how to moonwalk, likes to get a little loud and has no problem ripping your face off. Tequila is her enemy. She lives in a world of Polaroids, reality TV and self-deprecating humor. She likes to punch throats, kidneys and any other body parts that look punch-worthy. She sometimes wishes she could be best friends with Kelly Ripa. She launched Revolt in 2005 because she was tired of reading stupid music blogs that were stupid, pretentious, stupid, annoying and stupid. Sherri’s hiney is officially “cosmically linked” to Daryl Palumbo’s hiney.

Contributor Evelyn Miska Krieger

When she isn’t writing for Revolt, Evelyn Miska Krieger is a full-time high school English teacher in Michigan. Her favorite class to teach is AP English and she likes messing with her students’ minds by teaching them about existentialism and Samuel Beckett. Evelyn also spends considerable time reviewing and photographing concerts in the Detroit area for Revolt. She is mildly addicted to reading books about Henry VIII and his many wives as well as watching Bones and Law and Order. Even though she is abysmal at playing the drums on Rock Band, Evelyn has also spent the last few years learning how to play the guitar.

Contributor Gregory Heaney

A child of southeastern Michigan, Gregory Heaney has been hailed as “a…writer of his generation.” He spends his days alternating between singing in the car and yelling at the television. When he’s not vocalizing at inanimate objects, he enjoys soccer, the creation and consumption of music, excessive amounts of television and writing. For reasons he has never been able to explain, he has a soft spot for NCIS and Michael McDonald-era Doobie Brothers. He prefers McCartney to Lennon, Pepsi to Coke, Camel to Marlboro, books to movies and pie to cake. We have it on good authority that he thinks you’re swell, and hopes your mother is doing well.

Contributor Matthew Colwell

Matthew is a Cleveland, Ohio resident currently attending Kent State University. He is often found reading far outdated literature or listening to his vinyl collection. He loves his twitter account and all things internet nerds indulge in. It’s hard to write down how Mat feels about music, so just know he is madly in love with it. He is a simple kid in a simple city with simple ideals. He does not like writing about himself in the third person and then consequently talking about it, but somehow knew both of these things would happen in this space.

Contributor Anita Morf

Anita spends most of her days in front of her computer, either working or getting lost in the Internet’s vast maze of awesomeness, drawn mostly to twisted humor and the absurd. A freelance translator and self-professed workaholic, her likes include well-placed sarcasm, all things Stephen King and having her mind blown by great new music. Her current goal is to learn how to play the didgeridoo. The way things are going, circular breathing may be her downfall…